Posts Tagged ‘eugene’
What’s your favorite Grateful Dead song? I like “Ripple.” I listened to a lot of the Grateful Dead back in the days when I wasn’t so… a-hem, square. I don’t remember much of the lyrics though. There are holes in my memory from not being so… a-hem, square.
Q & A with Eugene Q: What are your vital statistics when it comes to: Age? A: “Twenty-seven. No, wait, twenty-eight. Wait. I don’t know for sure, after twenty-one it doesn’t really matter anyways, right? I mean, what is age but some stupid construct placed on us by society to say we need to achieve [...]
I love running! That wasn’t always the case. When I started running for the first time in high school I couldn’t go to the end of the block. I’m happy to say I run miles and miles happily now thanks to God who gives me health and the use of my legs. Praise God always!
This is actually a re-do of this strip. The first strip I completed then looked at it and it just didn’t work. Check it out and tell me what you think:
Dodgeball made something of a comeback a few years back, especially among adults. I haven’t heard much about it in recent years. It seems to have fallen out of favor with spell check too. That or I can’t spell. Nothing new there.
Showing up late to work is an addiction for some. In fact it may be a disease. Some argue that, since it is a disease, they should be given time off of work for it… exactly the amount of time they take before showing up.
Some people like Michael Moore. Some people don’t like Michel Moore. Some people liked Michel Moore but don’t like him any more.
I like the pasta machine. It’s like the “analog” of cookery machines. I’ve never used one though. Maybe I just like the idea of the pasta machine. One thing’s for sure, I like pasta. No doubt about that.
I drew this strip while staying in the East Village of Manhattan. I inked it in a coffeehouse called Think Coffee. That place was probably the busiest coffeehouses I’ve ever been in. There was so much energy pulsating through the room, so much chatter and people having a great time. What a great experience. And [...]
There’s a reason why people never smiled in old oil painting portraits: they couldn’t hold their smile for that long. Imagine having to sit while an artist painted you for hours on end. It’s hard enough to keep a smile as someone fumbles around with their digital camera. That’s why everyone loves the Mona Lisa. [...]
We all have out doubts at one time or another. I do believe in God. But I also believe that there are people who don’t believe, if you can believe it.
There’s a little bit of the Hulk in all of us. Sometimes I think it would have made more sense for him to turn red when he got angry, instead of green. I could understand him turning green with envy. I guess “The Envious Hulk” doesn’t have the same ring to it.
Sure we lose an hour, but we get an extra hour of daylight at the end of the night. Still, we lose an hour and time is money. It’s almost like a tax on time.
Sometimes we just want to lay around and do nothing. That’s not a bad thing. I would prefer to lay around without being super-sore.
Have you ever been judged by your dirty, old shoes? Farmers get judged positively on the dirtiness and age of their shoes. We are all farmers of something or other.
Placing a human brain in a robot body is not a good idea. Placing a robot brain in a human body is not a good idea either. Neither human brain nor robot brain should take the blame for the idea.
In a perfect world, everyone would get their security deposit back. But we have to remember, in a perfect world we could also eat apple pie a la mode every day without gaining weight. It ain’t no perfect world, I’ll tell you that.
Some say newspaper comics are dead. Some say they died a long time ago and look like they’re alive because they’ve been moving with the current. This would make them dead fish. Which would make it appropriate that they are found in the “fish wrap.”
While I was writing this, I looked at my hands to see if it would even be possible for such a tattoo. I guess it would but the fingernails would be exposed. For anyone who is considering tattooing your hands to look like black leather gloves, it may be beneficial to weigh the cost and [...]
They say it’s not ok to punch a guy with glasses on. What about punching a guy with sunglasses on? I would say yes. What about prescription sunglasses? I say maybe you should ask first before punching because those things cost a lot.
Perk at Work. Eugene is upset about his boss wanting him to get organized – he feels that it stifles his creativity.





