“I bet all those morons in my office will see me and get jealous of how intelligent I look!”
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As gross as it may sound, I had fun drawing the feet. I once heard a comic book artist once say that it’s easier to draw monsters than it is to draw humans – people can’t say you draw a made up monster wrong but they can say you drew a human wrong. Sheryl’s feet [...]
I now eat kosher, not necessarily Rabbinical kosher, but more Biblical kosher. Regardless, it means no more pork skins for me. Growing up and living in New Mexico makes it a bit tough to eat kosher. So much of Mexican food involves pork and lard. If you eat anything deep fried that tastes simply fantastic, [...]
It’s sad how the skin sags when we get older. Not me of course, I’m going to stay young forever! Now all I have to do is convince my skin of that.
Office birthday parties can be fun. I like seeing someone happy that folks remembered them on their birthday. What I don’t like is the extra calories. But, as they say, birthday cake has not calories, right?
I always hear women say they like a man in uniform. So I went and got a postal worker uniform to wear in order to entice the ladies. Turns out they only like certain types of uniforms. They could’ve been more specific.
What is the tipping point where one goes from bridges to full-on dentures? Is it when one gets down to three teeth? Two? Do they just pull out the remaining ones to make a smooth surface for the dentures? These things keep me up at night.
This is kind of a throwback to the days when “Perk at Work” characters were animals. I still like Sheryl as an angry poodle. Perk’s a mutt.
We live in a strange world of plastic surgeries. It’s reminiscent of that movie “Brazil”. Would you consider that a horror movie?
Sheryl: Five Point Perspective Q & A Q: What are your vital statistics when it comes to: Age? A: “Well, a lady doesn’t state her age. Especially a lady of my age. I haven’t lived fifty-seven years and not learned anything!” Height? A: “When I was younger, the gentlemen used to say I was a [...]
People’s fingers were much dirtier in the dark ages. I know this because I watch movies set in that time and their hands are always disgustingly dirty. It’s probably because they didn’t have proper wipees.
Ah… Facebook. Who to friend, who not to. Who to accept, who to ignore. Friends and frenemies. Would you accept Sheryl’s invitation?
Some look good in a swimsuit and think they look good. Some look good in a swimsuit and don’t think they look good. Some who don’t look good in a swimsuit but think they look good. Some who don’t look good in a swimsuit and don’t think they look good. Then there are those who [...]
I have seen this product advertised on television. How does one utilize such a device with discreteness? I guess there’s no discreteness either way.
Why do we still mention giving 110%? One can argue that it is impossible to give more than a mere 85%. And I plan to be that one to argue such a point. Click here to read it.
Flowers are very expensive, at least good flowers are. Girls like to think that flowers are a simple and easy way for a guy to say “I love you.” However, most guys cringe when they think of the amount of money that goes into purchasing a worthy bouquet. If you don’t cringe, you are either A) [...]
When did women start shaving their armpits? When will they go back to the natural look? Will you lead the movement?
We all think we’re unique. To an extent, we’re all correct. That makes us all the similar.
Have you ever been tempted to purchase one of these papers? I’d like to say I have not because I know better… The truth of the matter is Batboy scares me.
I’ve seen such articles. I’ve seen such articles in magazines at doctors’ office waiting rooms. I’ve torn such articles from those magazines and took them home for further reading.
A thousand Thank You’s to today’s guest strip creators Trevor Hodgkins and J. Lopez, writer and artist respectively! Bang up job, guys! This would make a great poster. Hmm…
The reason it is not thirteen weeks is because there are parties to go to during the beginning of winter and some “shorts” days in late winter. Those five weeks constitute the core of the no-leg-shave season. This practice is not rare among the female of our species.
I used to get upset with people who would fawn all over their pets. Then I got two of the cutest dogs on the face of the earth and now I too fawn. But that’s just because my dogs are, in fact, the cutest!
Not so long ago, people bathed only every so often. Not so long ago, the world smelled not so good because of it.
A funny thing happened on the way to completing this strip… I goofed up! For all my “Hit ‘Save’ every three minutes!”, I forgot to do so with this particular strip and lost all my shading. I chose to just leave out the hatch shading and stay within my time allotment. And I think I [...]
I have struggled with strips like this in the past. Part of me wants to have Perk in every strip (since it is called Perk at Work). But the idea of Perk at Work is just that: something to perk us up while we work. And while it may seem ironic that this particular strip [...]
